i want a dog
i even have dreams that involve dogs welp
make frozen meal
“serves four” make whole thing anyway there’s like enough beef in here to feed four NEWBORNS fuck
been having trouble keeping up with my dash lately been playing too many games instead of tumblin’ all day and i don’t have enough classes where i can just sit in the back and go on tumblr instead of paying attention as a result i can’t see every single post that’s made these days, maybe only like 75% and usually super late so if i like a post like 18 hours later and...
wtf my dash went at mach 5 this evening
i’m back 80 fucking pages and i still haven’t caught up i mean shit i spent half the afternoon on tumblr too then when i got home from class it was just like BOOM EVERYONE POSTS EVERYTHING
"so what did you do last night?"
oh, you know, just decided to clean the toaster oven and some pots and pans at 12am
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
i really need to start documenting ali's stories
kd: so there's this unix command to match patterns in a search
kd: so i'm wondering what the fuck does grep stand for
google: grep is a command line utility originally written for use with the Unix operating system. The name comes from a command in the Unix text editor ed that takes the form: g/re/p. This means "search globally for matches to the regular expression re, and print lines where they are found".
kd: the most fucking retarded acronym i have ever heard in my life
ali: Computer shit is and was decided by a bunch of fucking weirdos
ali: tech class in HS, learn about master and slaving devices, teacher looks lecherous as FUCK
ali: it didn't help that he had scoliosis(?) that thing that makes you look like a hunchback
kd: so basically he was the word 'creeper' personified
ali: that same teacher during xmas, we played christmas bingo
ali: word called: Red nose
ali: he starts laughing
ali: "Oh nothing, I was thinking about cunnalingus on a menstruating girl"
kd: WHAT, LOL
clavid: have you ever wondered if the reason everyone online is so accepting of gay peeps is because they dont actually have 2 physically be in the presence of them like a shark behind a tank or something given this reasoning i can deduce that gay people are sharks
well we wiped on h-ultraxion at 83k hp
and that was really depressing because then we were like “oh i forgot to put my weapon enchants on at the start” “i wasn’t gonna say anything but i forgot to put poisons on before the fight” “i forgot to pot during heroism” BUT BUT then this happened so, you know. i’m happy.
Today I am departing out of gate 69
This will never not be funny.
kd my bro
kd: omg the sunflower
kd: IT'S HAIR NOT FERTILIZED GROUND...
sepia: ITS OK TO GROW HAIR
kd: UNLESS YOU'RE INTO SOME KINKY ASS SHIT...
sepia: AND OTHER VARIOUS PLANTS ON YOUR LEG
kd: FOR ENTERTAINMENT I LIKE TO COVER MYSELF IN DIRT
kd: AND THEN ROLL AROUND IN MANURE
kd: AND THEN PLANT SEEDS IN THE MESS
kd: ON MY BODY
kd: AND THEN LAY IDLE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AT A TIME REMEMBERING TO WATER MYSELF OCCAISONALLY
sepia: then i will pick the flowers and make it into a bouquet using my hair to tie them together in a ribbon
sepia: and present to the boy i love~
sepia: IF HE ACCPST MY FLOWER AND THE WAY I AM THEN I WILL KNOW HE'S ~ THE ONE~
kd: and then i will take a picture of his penis inside my vagina and then post it on tumblr
sepia: you mean
sepia: his penis inside my leg hair
kd: his penis astride my leg sunflower
sepia: then it turns out he is also growing plants
sepia: in his pubes
sepia: meant 2 b
sepia: together we have a garden
sepia: a true garden of Eden
kd: when we join genitals, we create a garden
sepia: this convo is so bad
kd: are you kidding
kd: this is the best conversation
sepia: brb posting it on tumblr
well that kind of made up for it
i played a highly enjoyable game of league with some randoms against bots everyone had a good sense of humor yi went ap. and then soloed baron with 280/tick meditates. just because he could. and then he sold everything and bought 5 phantom dancers and walked absurdly fast and then at the end, during the victory cut scene thing, ashe had shot an arrow that went through just before the button...
so i'm playing the after years
i know, i know, months behind so anyway i get 45 minutes into the game and i gain control of cecil blahblahblah autobattle forever oh hey a moderately challenging fight, i better cast cura — i’ve seen this somewhere before… please tell me i’m not the only one who noticed this??
i accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING today
it was nice and relaxing the first day that this happened the next two days weren’t so bad but i started to get a little bored now i’m just drowning in it. my left hand hurts from holding down the d-pad on my psp for so long. zzzzz