January 2012
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i want a dog
i even have dreams that involve dogs
welp
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make frozen meal
“serves four”
make whole thing anyway
there’s like enough beef in here to feed four NEWBORNS
fuck
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been having trouble keeping up with my dash lately
been playing too many games instead of tumblin’ all day
and i don’t have enough classes where i can just sit in the back and go on tumblr instead of paying attention
as a result i can’t see every single post that’s made these days, maybe only like 75%
and usually super late
so if i like a post like 18 hours later and...
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wtf my dash went at mach 5 this evening
i’m back 80 fucking pages and i still haven’t caught up
i mean shit i spent half the afternoon on tumblr too
then when i got home from class it was just like BOOM EVERYONE POSTS EVERYTHING
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"so what did you do last night?"
oh, you know, just decided to clean the toaster oven and some pots and pans at 12am
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WatchI
CAN’T
STOP
LAUGHING
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hedgehogula:
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i really need to start documenting ali's stories
kd: so there's this unix command to match patterns in a search
kd: grep
kd: so i'm wondering what the fuck does grep stand for
google: grep is a command line utility originally written for use with the Unix operating system. The name comes from a command in the Unix text editor ed that takes the form: g/re/p. This means "search globally for matches to the regular expression re, and print lines where they are found".
kd: the most fucking retarded acronym i have ever heard in my life
ali: lol
ali: Computer shit is and was decided by a bunch of fucking weirdos
ali: tech class in HS, learn about master and slaving devices, teacher looks lecherous as FUCK
kd: AWKWARD.....
ali: it didn't help that he had scoliosis(?) that thing that makes you look like a hunchback
kd: so basically he was the word 'creeper' personified
ali: yes
ali: that same teacher during xmas, we played christmas bingo
ali: word called: Red nose
ali: he starts laughing
ali: "Oh nothing, I was thinking about cunnalingus on a menstruating girl"
kd: ...
kd: WHAT, LOL
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clavid:
have you ever wondered if the reason everyone online is so accepting of gay peeps is because they dont actually have 2 physically be in the presence of them like a shark behind a tank or something
given this reasoning i can deduce that gay people are sharks
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well we wiped on h-ultraxion at 83k hp
and that was really depressing because then we were like “oh i forgot to put my weapon enchants on at the start”
“i wasn’t gonna say anything but i forgot to put poisons on before the fight”
“i forgot to pot during heroism”
BUT
BUT
then this happened
so, you know. i’m happy.
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Today I am departing out of gate 69
This will never not be funny.
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kd my bro
sepia: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxh6v8DhJR1qij23uo1_500.jpg
kd: omg the sunflower
kd: LMFAO
kd: IT'S HAIR NOT FERTILIZED GROUND...
sepia: LMFAO
sepia: ITS OK TO GROW HAIR
kd: UNLESS YOU'RE INTO SOME KINKY ASS SHIT...
sepia: AND OTHER VARIOUS PLANTS ON YOUR LEG
kd: FOR ENTERTAINMENT I LIKE TO COVER MYSELF IN DIRT
kd: AND THEN ROLL AROUND IN MANURE
kd: AND THEN PLANT SEEDS IN THE MESS
kd: ON MY BODY
kd: AND THEN LAY IDLE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AT A TIME REMEMBERING TO WATER MYSELF OCCAISONALLY
sepia: LMFAO
sepia: then i will pick the flowers and make it into a bouquet using my hair to tie them together in a ribbon
sepia: and present to the boy i love~
sepia: IF HE ACCPST MY FLOWER AND THE WAY I AM THEN I WILL KNOW HE'S ~ THE ONE~
kd: and then i will take a picture of his penis inside my vagina and then post it on tumblr
sepia: LMFAOOOOOO
sepia: you mean
sepia: his penis inside my leg hair
kd: aklsdjafhldksjvnh
kd: his penis astride my leg sunflower
sepia: then it turns out he is also growing plants
sepia: in his pubes
sepia: meant 2 b
sepia: together we have a garden
sepia: a true garden of Eden
kd: when we join genitals, we create a garden
sepia: LOLOOLOL
sepia: this convo is so bad
kd: are you kidding
kd: this is the best conversation
sepia: brb posting it on tumblr
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well that kind of made up for it
i played a highly enjoyable game of league with some randoms against bots
everyone had a good sense of humor
yi went ap. and then soloed baron with 280/tick meditates. just because he could.
and then he sold everything and bought 5 phantom dancers and walked absurdly fast
and then at the end, during the victory cut scene thing, ashe had shot an arrow that went through just before the button...
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so i'm playing the after years
i know, i know, months behind
so anyway i get 45 minutes into the game and i gain control of cecil
blahblahblah autobattle forever
oh hey a moderately challenging fight, i better cast cura —
i’ve seen this somewhere before…
please tell me i’m not the only one who noticed this??
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i accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING today
it was nice and relaxing the first day that this happened
the next two days weren’t so bad but i started to get a little bored
now i’m just drowning in it. my left hand hurts from holding down the d-pad on my psp for so long.
zzzzz
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